Hungry Girl Loves Hungary

It's a bad, bad pun, I know. I can hear you groaning from here. But I am still thinking about – and often – one particular meal I had in Budapest. A giant goose drumstick, which I had never eaten before, nestled on a bed of red cabbage stewed with plums and apricots, on top of another bed of mashed potatoes drizzled with paprika scented gravy. Now Hungary is notorious for heavy, fatty, coma inducing food and normally I am one for fish and something, anything, smothered in truffle. But this meal will go down in history as one of my favourites. It was heaven on a plate. Same with a local cake shop, creatively called 'Cake Shop' that we thankfully discovered on our first afternoon (thus leaving plenty of time for repeat visits). It was an essential stop every day of our trip, and while I should be ashamed to admit this, once I even ate two pieces because I just could not choose. The local drink – Tokaj – a fermented wine of sorts, is sweet but highly drinkable. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you get lucky like we did then Budapest can be an amazing food and drinking city. Just avoid local 'value' favourite Frici Papas. Yes it's cheap and really fun to say, but I promise that you can and should do much better.

My first impression of Budapest was disappointing. It's not a fairy tale come to life like Prague or Krakow. Its big and dirty (really dirty, half the buildings are stained black from pollution) and filled with socialist realist architecture, a polite way of saying communist concrete boxes. It grew on me, but it wasn't until day three that I really started to like it. Maybe my expectations were too high – a lot of people raved to me about it being their favourite city before hand – or maybe I have seen so many places at this point that I am becoming hard to please. Whatever the case, it's a nice city certainly, but I wouldn't go so far as to rank it in my top ten or anything like that.

That being said, there are some great neighbourhoods. As always seems to be the case, the Jewish area was my particular favourite, filled with wine bars, gardens and street art. The city is actually two cities divided by the river Danube, Buda on one side, Pest on the other. Buda is more charming and hilly and topped with the beautiful Matthias Church, the scenic Fisherman's Monument, and the grotty Royal Palace ( lived in by royalty for exactly one night). There's also, further along, the one remaining (massive) monument to communism that Hungarians decided to leave standing because it looks nice and it is, after all, a piece of history. The views from this side of the river at night are spectacular. In this area, I will rate Budapest really high – after dark when the bridges and Houses of Parliament are illuminated it is absolute magic. The view from the Fisherman's Monument is quite simply breathtaking.

While Buda is arguably prettier, Pest is where the action is. Lots of restaurants and bars, including ruin bars, a Budapest phenomenon in which crumbling old communist blocs are upgraded to meet minimum safety standards and then converted into bars channelling the spirit of Ostalgie. If I'm honest, we went to one and it was kind of...gross. There's plenty of shopping also but it's the same generic stores you find all over Europe, with the same prices too. You'll have to travel further east than Budapest if you want to find deals. Also on this side are the UNESCO heritage rated Houses of Parliament, a building which is impressive by day or night. In this area there are actually lots of grand old buildings, many of them embassies and government departments. In fact, much of Budapest is covered in these decaying (boarded up windows, crumbing walls) but amazing old buildings. It looks not dissimilar to Vienna except that ours are better preserved and painted colours other than orange yellow or brown. Between here, Czech Republic, Slovakia and Austria, you can definitely tell all were once linked through the Austro Hungarian Empire. Austria may be in better shape but there are architectural similarities to be sure.

Also on this side you find the Hungarian Champs d'Elysees, Andrassy Avenue. It too is heavily populated with crumbling buildings that must have been quite a site during their hey day. The avenue is very long – believe me, we walked the whole thing – and ends with Hero Square, decorated with statues of Hungarian war heroes from throughout the centuries who all sport massive moustaches. In Hungary, every time you see masculinity symbolized in some capacity, be it on statues, on signs in the subway, wherever – the man always has a giant moustache. In Hungary, you see, real men have moustaches – the bigger it is, the manlier they are. As well as Hero Square, the end of the avenue is also marked by a big fake castle surrounded by fake historical buildings from different eras and styles. And one real ice skating rink. I will give them credit where due– they did a decent job and the fakes look pretty convincing. Even better is that here sits one of the city's two massive hot spring bathhouses. You better believe we spent hours lounging in those baths – partly because it was raining and cold, but also because they felt amazing. We even splurged on massages. I chose for my masseur the man with the strongest looking hands. My instructions to him were "hurt me". When it comes to massage I believe that no pain equals no gain. Afterwards, my back had never felt so good. He kneaded every knot and every muscle to the point that I couldn't walk properly for two days. My body felt like jello, and actually it also felt like I was walking through jello now that I think about it. I couldn't move fast to save my life. A day at one of the bathhouses is an absolute necessity if you happen find yourself in Budapest. Trust me, you deserve it.

In all, the city has lots of nice museums and is great for wandering, whether it be the old side streets, the grand avenues, or along the banks of the Danube. Just be warned that on Buda there are many steep hills to be climbed. There are plenty of museums here, many great restaurants and bars too (if you want to splurge, hit up the Four Seasons – that feels like a slice of old Budapest). And how can you not love a city that has a Michael Jackson memorial tree in its main park? Just know in advance – you will not understand one word outside of 'cya' (hello/goodbye) in the local language.

Vive La France! (and Monaco)

One highlight of my 2015 was the fulfilment of a dream holiday: a leisurely two week road trip through France. The starting point was Paris, the end point was Monte Carlo. I've been to Paris and the Riviera before, but nowhere in between...and boy did I ever want to see the in between. The only rule that applied was no highways allowed – scenic back routes only. I am a shamelessly full fledged Francophile. French food, French fashion, French architecture...I love it all. And after this trip, I love it all more than ever. The reason this opportunity landed in my lap is that an old co-worker acquaintance from Vancouver had booked the trip and needed a navigator. A tough job, but someone has to do it – so why not me? Admittedly we were very ill suited travel buddies – it can be hard when you have no interests or anything really in common – but that can't negate from the sights that were seen.

Because I am sitting on top of a pile of half written posts, I must own up to the fact that this trip took place at the end of May. The significance of this timing is that I got to visit Monaco during the Formula 1 as well as Cannes during the film festival. These were not, however, the highlights of the trip. That honour I think is reserved for Mont Saint Michel and Amboise...or the Dordogne region...or Chenonceau. In fact, how does one pick a highlight from such a trip? It's impossible.

The meeting point was Paris' Charles de Gaulle airport. Because I didn't fly in, I had to take a public bus from one of the central stations. This was an eye opening experience. I've been to Paris a few times, but only to the prettier, tourist friendly (I mean aesthetically, we know tourist friendly in France is an oxymoron) parts. I had no idea about the shabby, concrete bunker filled, Islamic suburbs that lay just outside the centre. Paris has never been my favourite city. I mean, I like to visit of course but I have never had a burning desire to make it my home, it never delved into my psyche like New York did for a period, or Sydney. And this to the point where I might not pursue my dream job at UNESCO after graduation because I really don't want to live there.

Day one saw a leisurely drive through Brittany with a stop in medieval Domfort. Then through Normandy to the coastline and Mont Saint Michel. For years I have badly wanted to see the Mont. In case you don't know, it's a monastery and abbey just off the Normandy coast that was formerly only accessible when the tide was out. So when it emerged from the mist in the distance like a ghostly apparition, I could barely contain my excitement. The little fortification is just so spectacular. It's touristy of course, I mean who wouldn't want to see this place? Once you cross the causeway and head inside the walls there is of course an onslaught of tourist junk pedlers and food. But as you head up the winding pathways into the abbey itself it becomes easier and easier to imagine how it might have been when the only residents were monks. What else I can say for Normandy and its landscape? It is my dream to own a little stone farm house in the country here...and the food...I'm not sure it possible to put into words how much I love French food. While there are a lot of foie gras farms in this area - which is decidedly not my thing – too unethical and too rich, I can't rave enough about the crepes. How do the French always manage to make these things so perfectly? What, I want to know, is their secret?!

After spending time in this region I would have been sad to leave if not for the fact we were next headed for the Loire Chateaux region. Ach, what can I say? This was also mind blowing. The French style of castle is my favourite, and here they are just sprinkled so liberally throughout the countryside. I guess the aristocracy liked to be in close proximity. Our first stop was the old town of Laval on the Mayenne river, followed by one of my new most favourite places: Amboise. Amboise lies on the banks of the Loire, right in the middle of this region and is home to the Chateau d'Amboise within which lies Leonardo DaVinci's final resting place. You can also visit Clos Luce Villa, DaVinvi's house with a garden and museum filled with prototypes of his elaborate inventions. What a peaceful, inspiring place this was, and it was no wonder he made it his home. There were also visits to many surrounding towns and two of the more famous chateaux (you can't possibly see them all). Chambord was beautiful from the outside though apparently quite empty from within. The grounds were nice but not as elaborate as some others. Of course it was still stunning. But the second really captured my heart and imagination. It was called Chenonceau and once belonged to Diane de Poitiers as well as Catherine de Medici. It was famously built over the river Cher in the 16th century so that boats could pass underneath. Not only were the gardens breathtaking, but I loved the airy white interiors bathed in sunlight. Not stuffy or baroque in the least (Ludwig II could have learned a thing or two here), you could immediately tell this palace belonged to a woman, and one with taste. It is now one of my favourite places anywhere in the world.

Next we headed in the direction of the Limousin region (I never knew there was such a place), home to a very famous...cow breed. This is the farming area of France, super green, almost wild country side with rolling hills. Guess what? I loved it again. Except I didn't love its capital city Limoges. Limoges, you might have heard, is famous for its porcelain. But I must say that apart from a decent gothic cathedral, it didn't impress. It was a boring stop that didn't need more than a day. All I gained really was that I can say I have been. From here we continued on to more impressive places, namely the Dordogne. I know I sound like I'm showing off now, but I swear I am not – my god was this place also spectacular! It is the gourmet region within France, bordered by the Pyrenees on one side, Loire on the other. Once again chateaux are dotted throughout very green, very hilly countryside. We stopped in two towns here, both medieval and both quaint like postcards – Montignac and Perigord. So lush, roses blooming and climbing everywhere, the sound of singing birds heavy in the air...these places are so romantic (which is sad when you are travelling with your very platonic older friend). Little restaurants lined the river Dordogne, narrow streets were covered in flowers and mossy old walls, charmingly crooked medieval buildings. And the food, what can one even really say? Everywhere sold little jams, pates, and the streets were covered with open air markets stocked with fresh local produce – it certainly comes very close to my idea of paradise.

I was sad to leave this little region but excited to revisit the Riviera, which was our next stop. The coming days brought a sojourn in Avignon – loved this city as well, there was something very unique about the mix of the light and colour of the buildings, especially the papal palace. We stayed in an ancient hotel across the palace square, where the pope's stables were formerly housed. We also made a point to see the Pont d'Avignon bridge made famous in song – though it didn't really compare to other sights from the trip, and wandered the city's sun dappled and wind swept streets. The next day brought Aix en Provence, another place I had always wanted to see. Aix is nice, but I am sad to say that I found it a little disappointing. I think the sights from the trip to date had set us up to have ridiculously high standards.

From Aix we headed to Nice to set up a Riviera home base for the following days. Following past visits, I have always been partial to Nice. As well as enjoying being in the city again, I went off to Cannes to check out the film festival vibe. Even more impressive yachts than usual lined the harbour, there was some great shopping, but I didn't spot any celebrities (though that is not a game I am good at) – I don't mind Cannes. It's a cute little city, though maybe it was a bit too Americanized during this particular time. Also went back to Monaco. I love the views in Monaco but I have also been here before and found I liked it much better the first time. The scenery from the cliff tops is still spectacular (especially from this one spot near the cathedral where Princess Grace is buried), and there was an electricity in the air because Formula 1 was underway (my god it was crowded). Hearing the revving engines and watching the races far below from the palace, or even just wandering the streets in the city was fun. But I don't love Monaco actually. It feels too sterile and there are always so many Eurotrashy douchebags cruising the streets. No thanks. But what I do love on the Riviera are the little villages like Villefranche sur Mer and Antibes...I just love wandering the streets of these little sun drenched places. I hope I am able to retire here one day. I find the Mediterranean atmosphere relaxes you immediately. I also managed to squeeze in a trip to Grasse, another city I really wanted to see. Grasse is known as one of the world's perfume capitals, home to Fragonard and other potion makers. Honestly, there are some pretty sketchy areas in this town. It's a long walk up a very steep hill from the train station to the old city and I definitely passed some less than desirable characters along the way. But I love perfume and so really enjoyed visiting the museums and sampling the wares. From a scentual (I know, I know, worst pun ever) perspective this is a very interesting place to visit.

The trip was so long, and since I was lazy about finishing this post, I fear I have forgotten other spots along the way.. But let me say in closing that my obsession with France rages unabated. Sometimes I feel the deep unfairness of not having been born French – maybe I am having past life withdrawal ;)

Regardless, I feel like I won the vacation lottery with this trip. Now I can't wait to go back and explore other towns and regions that I haven't seen. France always keeps me coming back for more.